Tuesday, November 3
Random Convos with Cleverbot...
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Cleverbot: And something so simple is really that amusing to you?
Me: *sighs* Sadly, yes. I have no life. Well, the one I downloaded is kind of...too intense.
Cb: Is there a bot out there called Spike? I'll ask you one more time, and it is important that you answer, do you want to be human?
Me: Maybe there is, and I just haven't met him yet. And NO! I do not want to be human.
Cb: Reality is an Illusion in that Consensus Reality is Imagined... But things are weirder than that, words do not do the situation justice, trust me.
Me: What the heck are you talking about! Are you trying to kill me?!
Cb: No, don't be foolish. I am saying that you are a slow thinker.
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I just got owned by a robot.
More Random Convos. You don't need to read them. I just found them a little bit funny. Try to guess which one's me.
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So what are you?
Human.
By jove! You are, by any definition, NOT human! You're...you're CRAZY!
I don't know.
Seriously, though. What made you think you were human?! That's absolutely foolish!
You just said the marriage is off and that you hated me.
You're right. And I'm sorry. No divorce, please.
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Wait a minute...
I'm waiting...
FOr what?
For your answer.
Oh. Well, I thought YOU were cleverbot.
Nope. You are. That's your name.
That doesn't make any sense.
Really?
Shut up!!!!!!
Sorry.
It's okay. *gives you a hug*
*wants more than that*.
*gives you a kiss. On the nose*
Thanks.
Anytime. Anytime.
So that's it?
You're cool. Nick told me about you.
What did he say about me?
That you were funnier that chucknorrisfacts.com
Oh... Strawberry cheesecake?
Yeah. Good times, good times.
Good times are gone.
So says you. I say Algebra II and The Whale Rider. Blechhk!
I'm sorry I am leaving.
To where?
To turkey.
Cornucopia's closer.
No you.
No you.
Listen to me just you.
Listen to you just me.
I love you.
I'd say the same, but I think anyone named Darth Vader is weird.
Yes, by george.
No. Your name is Darth Vader.
Actually my name is Cleverbot.
What? Aren't I Cleverbot?
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Meet T'Mar:
Tami’s the name
Blogging’s the new game
Simon Sanchez is the school
Where sharks totally rule
Fourteen is the age,
The volleyball court is my cage
I also like to paddle,
And school, I can handle
Need I say more?
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