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Wednesday, April 8

Tic, U wit don't aw B / NGANGSHRMAOW: The Adventures of Fatman and Bobby Pin


Opening Credits:
Da da-da-da da-daaaaa-a...a! (cough, cough, *hack*!)
Bobby Pin (heretofore referred to as BP):"I told you to lay off that chocolate, Fatman. It makes your voice thick."
Fatman:"I'd like to see you try to hit that note, BP."
BP:"Yeah??"
Fatman:"Yeah!"
Deep-voiced narrator: (clears throat)"Fatman and Bobby Pin...saving the world before lunch time."
Fatman:"Make that dinner time, James. I'm not that hungry."
Deep-voiced narrator:"Really, Fatman? You mean it?"
Fatman:"Hahahaha, got you again, buddy."


Scene 1:
(A high-pitched scream is heard, followed by sirens)
BP:"Oh, come on, Fatman. This is a rerun."
Fatman:"No it isn't!"
BP:"I bet you this donut that the license plate on the next police car is AP 888."
Fatman:"You're on."
(On the TV screen, a police car drives up to the burning building; AP 888 is on the license plate)
BP:"HA! The donut is mine."
Fatman:"Oh wait! Is this the episode where the lady doesn't survive, and all that's left of her is her flame-resistant bathrobe?"
BP:(gags)"You can keep this donut, you sick, sick man."
(Fatman belches contently)

Scene 2:
(Emergency phone rings [apparently to the tune of an ice cream truck])
BP:"Dammit, Fatman! How many times have I told you to change that? Go and answer it. You need some excercise."
Fatman:"You think I don't know that, BP?"
(Fatman picks up; puts it on speaker)
Fatman:"Fatman here."
Mayor [I'll come up with his name later]:"Fatman! We have an emergency!"
(BP mumbles to himself, "Gee, I was wondering why he didn't call our house phone.")
Mayor: "Is that Bobby Pin I hear? Wait, am I on speaker? How many times do I have to tell you guys not to put me on speaker?"
Fatman:"Sorry, boss. So what's the sitch?"
BP:"Don't try to be like Kim Possible. You're too fat."
Fatman:"One more quip about my weight, BP. One more."
BP:"Is that a threat? Did you hear that, Mayor? He threatened me!"
Mayor: "Settle down, children. Anyway, Stud Diamonds was robbed this morning. The thief left a note saying, 'There are five fingerprints in this store, each from a different finger. If you find them, I'll come out of hiding. Sincerely, The One.'"

to be cont'd...

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