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Tuesday, April 7

Discussions With MAE

MAE: Where have you been? You know I don't have a lot of patience.
Me: It's just that paddling, and school, and homework, and all this other stuff...it's overwhelming.
MAE: Stop apologizing. You say sorry too much
Me: Sorry.
MAE: What?
Me: Oh...sorry. Oh freak, sorry! Omigosh, SORRY! (sigh) I guess I'll just shut up now.
MAE: Exactly.
Me: Sorry about that.
MAE: (tries to hold it in, takes a deep breath)
Me: Hey! I just got a great idea! We could argue about something, since you're my alter ego!
MAE: Argue about what?
Me: I don't know...sports?
MAE: All right. But we already know who's going to win.
Together: Me.
Me: Whoa, we agreed on something!
MAE: You're right! We did! And hey, look! I'm using exclamation points!
Me: This is truly amazing.
MAE: Are you being sarcastic with me?
Me: Talk about bipolar!
MAE: Were you?
Me: Why does everybody have to ask me that about every meaningful thing I say. I mean, if I tell somebody that whatever they're doing/holding is super cool, they'll turn back and ask me if I'm being sarcastic. Doesn't anybody know how to take a compliment anymore?
MAE: I don't think it's their problem. You see, if you were never sarcastic, then they would never think that you'd be sarcastic with them. Do you get it?
Me: Sort of.
MAE: No, you don't. You see, it's kind of like the Boy Who Cried Wolf.
Me: What are you trying to say exactly?
MAE: Okay, okay. It's like the Young Lady Who Cried Wolf.
Me: Much better.
MAE: But do you see my point?
Me: That I should stop being sarcastic?
MAE: Sort of. What I'm trying to say is that if you want people to stop asking whether you're be sarcastic or not, you need to stop with the sarcasm altogether.
Me: I'm trying! I mean, when was the last time I was sarcastic?
MAE: You ask yourself that.
Me: You know, technically speaking, I am.
(silence)
Me: DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO END LIKE THIS?!!

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